FAQ's
Where are you located?
We're American-made, because outsourcing your comedy is a bad look. Our shirts get printed right here — Florida and Texas — by people who understand that quality control matters, even when the product is a joke.
Do you ship internationally?
Unbothered doesn't stop at the border. We ship worldwide, because good taste — or the deliberate absence of it — deserves global distribution. Shipping rates depend on where you are, so check the shipping policy before you get emotionally attached to a delivery date.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Yes. Once it ships, you'll get a tracking number so you can watch your order's dramatic journey to your front door. No surprises, no disappearing acts — just a shirt, quietly making its way toward its purpose.
What materials are your products made of?
Soft. Durable. Not going to irritate your skin while you irritate everyone else's feed. Exact materials vary by item — check the product page for specifics — but the standard is the same across the board: comfortable enough to wear through whatever consequences today brings.